• cashier: ok that will be $237.53
  • me: do you accept tears
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the-beauty-of-words-blog:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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laugh-addict:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENYWHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASEAND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNGWANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSEREADING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARINGI’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARINGOH BABY I WANT AN E-READERAND A MEANINGFUL METERMY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN METHAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT.
YES
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glam00ur:

literally my dad
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twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

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view-from-up-here:

Looking for Alaska, though
this is so true. im serious
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folhadespaulo:

Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)
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